9 Corey makes all these people look blackĬorey grew up in the ghetto, watching anime on a burned-in Panasonic CRT.During elementary and middle school, he would talk with his friends about how the latest episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or WWF RAW IS WAR kicked ass, along with playing shitty games on the now far dated SNES and N64. While not doing much else because he was a nerdy little bitch with good taste, he would also masturbate to porn due to his inability to get laid. Later on in life, during his teens/twenties, his friends matured and started having actual lives, while Corey became lonely. At his all- black college back in 2007, he was jumped by a different gang everyday for wearing Slipknot and Dragon Ball Z shirts to class. This would taint his spirit, and he would begin to form his nostalgiatard mindset. Despite popular belief, Corey is a Caucasian man and not a black guy like he likes to let on. He had an opportunity to move in with his father, who lived in the suburbs, but decided to stay in the city due to family issues. He tried to fit in and have a social life when he realized that he was meant to be a loser and alone for the rest of his life. ARONS FAVORITE GAY PORN GAME GRUMPSS SERIESĪfter realizing that he was not the partying type, he became Straight Edge and swore to never drinking again.
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